Q. When is a Keyword, Not a Keyword?
 
A. when it's rare and exotic!

You Can't See Your AdWords Ad.
Why Not?
You just uploaded new keywords. (…)

 
Q. When is a Keyword, Not a Keyword?
 
A. when it's a negative!

You Can't See Your AdWords Ad.
Why Not?
One of your Negative keywords is suppressing it. (…)

 
Q. When is a Keyword, Not a Keyword?
 
A. when it's Inactive!

You Can't See Your AdWords Ad.
Why Not?
If your keyword Quality Score is Poor, your bid price will be inflated. (…)

 
Q. When is a Keyword, Not a Keyword?
 
A. when it's invisible!

You Can't See Your AdWords Ad.
Why Not?
If your bid price is too low, your AdRank will suffer. (…)

 
Q. When is a Keyword, Not a Keyword?
 
A.  when it's a cheap-skate!

You Can't See Your AdWords Ad.
Why Not? (…)

 
Q. When is a Keyword, Not a Keyword?
 
A. when it's Politically Incorrect!

You Can't See Your AdWords Ad.
Why Not?
Google's url policy is now being rigidly enforced. (…)

 
Q. When is a Keyword, Not a Keyword?
 
A. when it's counterfeit!

You Can't See Your AdWords Ad.
Why Not?
You are infringing someone's Trademark. (…)

 
Q. When is a Keyword, Not a Keyword?
 
A. when it's just going nowhere!

You Can't See Your AdWords Ad.
Why Not?
This time, the Rabbit Hole Goes TOO Deep! (…)

 
Q. When is a Keyword, Not a Keyword?
 
A. when it's a "legal alien"!

You Can't See Your AdWords Ad.
Why Not? (…)

 
Q. When is a Keyword, Not a Keyword?
 
A. when it's a total dead beat!

You Can't See Your AdWords Ad.
Why Not? (…)

 
Q. When is a Keyword, Not a Keyword?
 
A. when it's dead broke!

You Can't See Your AdWords Ad.
Why Not?
Your Daily Budget is all used up and your ads have turned off. (…)

 
Q. When is a Keyword, Not a Keyword?
 
A. when it's one of the "Usual Suspects"!

You Can't See Your AdWords Ad.
Why Not?
You just uploaded new keywords. (…)

 
Q. When is a Keyword, Not a Keyword?
 
A. when it's jet-lagged!

You Can't See Your AdWords Ad.
Why Not?
You're running your ad which has an account in a different timezone. (…)

 
Q. When is a Keyword, Not a Keyword?
 
A. When it's travelling at the speed of light!

You Can't See Your AdWords Ad.
Why Not?
You just uploaded new keywords. (…)

 
Q. When is a Keyword, Not a Keyword?
 
A. When it's not got Parental Permission!

You Can't See Your AdWords Ad.
Why Not?
Your account is not yet activated. (…)

Sandra wrote:
Does position #1 for Google Ads refer to the top ad above the organic search results, or the top ad in the column of ads on the right side of the search page? (…)

 
Cartoons on testing? Aarrrrrrgh, what is the world coming to?
 

 
Click the image or click here to see more! (…)